A lorry hauling a tanker full of liquid chocolate has crashed on the A2 motorway in Poland

". ." (xllx) 05/09/2018 at 03:50 • Filed to: None

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Unfortunately, the emergency services weren’t able to ensure that a proper amount of hazelnuts gets added and is evenly distributed before the chocolate started setting. Countless people might be left chocolateless by this tragedy. [*]

CRider > . . 05/09/2018 at 04:05

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pip bip - choose Corrour > . . 05/09/2018 at 04:05

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driver got himself into a sticky situation.

(i’ll see myself out.)

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > . . 05/09/2018 at 04:07

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Oh, fudge.

Svend > . . 05/09/2018 at 04:19

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After an incident like that. I bet the driver’s pants are a similar colour, from the inside.

Cé hé sin > . . 05/09/2018 at 05:05

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Impressively, he also managed to chocolatify both sides of the road. That took dedication.

. . > Cé hé sin 05/09/2018 at 05:34

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I bet other drivers really appreciate the effort that went into ensuring that both carriageways of the motorway are blocked. :D

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > . . 05/09/2018 at 05:35

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This should have been white chocolate and people should have added Oreo pieces to make cookies and cream bars...FACT.

AdverseMartyr > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 05/09/2018 at 05:39

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There’s no use crying over spilled milk; even if it is chocolate.

Hoccy > . . 05/09/2018 at 05:47

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Makes me wonder how it is to drive on chocolate.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > . . 05/09/2018 at 05:53

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The driver made a short statement afterwards: ‘I did Nutella see that coming.’

duurtlang > Hoccy 05/09/2018 at 05:53

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I’m curious about doing donuts on chocolate.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > duurtlang 05/09/2018 at 06:22

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Chocolate flavoured tyres...

Agrajag > Svend 05/09/2018 at 08:27

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“No, no. I fell in the chocolate.”

diplodicus forgot his password > . . 05/09/2018 at 08:59

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Last year a milk tanker rolled and spilt it’s load near me because some idiot ran out of gas on the highway and then just parked their car in the middle of the highway around a bend. Smelled terrible.

AntiSpeed > . . 05/09/2018 at 10:47

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I wonder how deep the puddles are. I mean the chocolate that isn’t directly touching the ground should still be good, right?

Urambo Tauro > . . 05/09/2018 at 10:53

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Putting the LATE in chocolate.